Volume 1 : [ V ]’s slip of the tongue

@ in the car with cheffy, tgh cari udang nak masak sambal petai ::

Me : Mane pasar nyer sayang??
Cheffy : lynn kata its one row with ali maju tu..
Me : ishk byk nyer FYI kat sini kan ??
Cheffy : erkk??!!
Me : eh FYI, pulak, FIY….
Cheffy : muahahhahahhahaha! Lagi teruk!!
Me : hahahha, ya allah, ape benda plak aku ni FIY…DIY laaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ uptown for supper with cheffy & [V] friend ::

Me : yeay dah sampai!
Cheffy : laa, u order calamansi ker??
Me : errrkkk….?
Friend : ermmmm??
Friend & me : looking at each other…..and…muahahahhahaha!!!
Me : ape daa calamansi??? CALAMARI la sayang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Vicchuda, with [V] sis while waiting for cheffy ::

Me : babe, amy tgh carik wedding venue ni..
Friend : serious??
Me : tu la, her father suggested somewhere and shes considering it ..
Friend : oh really?? Y dun we get her to do @ Sime Darby..
Me : sime darby tak besar sgt ker?? Dia nak like small amount 500 pax jer like that..
Friend : eh sime darby ok la babe, they have hall yg besar & NON-BESAR..
**Amik ko!! NON – BESAR youuu!! Non-kecik na-da??? hahahaa..

@ A conversation among [V]s ::

Friend 1 : babe, jom nanti kita tgk “Night at the Zoo” nak??
Friend 2 : huh??? Ape babe, “Night at the Zoo” pulak??
Friend 1 : eh betul laaa “Night at the Zoo ** dgn confident nyer with her higher voice tone
Friend 2 : babe “Night at the Museum” laaaa
Friend 1 : mane ade u ni, “Night at the Zoo la", kan B??? B, betul la kan?? Its night at the zoo la kan???
Hubby to Friend 1 : u ni dah kenapa?? Its "Night at the Museum" laaaaa!!
**Friend 2 : aku rasa macam nak sepak je muka minah ni…*sheeshhhh